Today at school... chick: ...and then she told everyone that I'm a lesbian, that bitch!
me: but... isn't that like saying that you prefere chocolate instead of vanilla?
chick: ...
me: it's not offensive, right?!
chick: ...
me: ...
chick: ...
me: *diggin my way back to my hole full of rainbows and unicorns*

Posted 4 months ago
#i'm such an innocent child  #so pure  #oh jeez